Tuesday, January 15, 2013

American McMadden's Alice Returns

After saving Wonderland and securing her sanity, Alice descends into another world full of whimsical nonsense, whose strange inhabitants can't inhibit their habit of hurrying around holding huge eggs in their arms. And call the deed "football".

I haven't got the slightest clue what the lines and arrows do, but now you can only see them after a dose of Drink Me. No referee will call you out for doping, though, cause no one likes a huge knife to the head.

... nor a hatter's cane.

Originally this was supposed to only have the small guy in the front in it to showcase the new flexible in-game resizing options, but... everything has room for improvement by sticking a giant white rabbit in it.

So yeah, I really, really suck at image editing, so I had to give the cover another title than I wanted. But EA has the human ressources to do it righ. And they got the Madden license. And own American McGee's ass. So make it happen already, EA. Should you somehow find yourself in the position of not being able to produce this game, I'd alternatively accept you purchasing the license for every single movie Rutger Hauer has ever starred in an making a game out of each by the end of the year as an excuse.

"I like that idea!"


  1. What in the holy hell was this...?

  2. I don't get it. Are we missing something here?

  3. Something too beautiful to comprehend in our lifetime. But our children, they will look back on it...

  4. My favourite bit was "inhabitants can't inhibit their habit" - that stuff is straight up lyrical poetry.